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Juliet
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When a ship sinks, women (and children) get off first.

Women can talk to attractive members of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

Women live longer than men.

Women mature earlier than men (some men never mature at all).

There are times when chocolate is really the answer to all woman's problems.

Women know the truth about whether size matters...

A woman can take a drive without trying to beat her best time.

Women are capable of going longer than five minutes without thinking about either sex or football.

Women can cry and get off a speeding ticket.

. A woman can congratulate her team-mate without ever touching her rear.

Women don't have to worry about catching anything important in their zipper.

Women can watch one TV channel at a time without getting bored.

Women can get drunk quicker and cheaper than men. (this applies to me)

A woman won't drive to Hell and back before she asks for directions.

Women aren't covered with hair like shag carpeting.

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Now how long would you live or survive without us.....

OR....no I wont go there

Vice versa Juliet, vice versa...

 

Anyway, I know how to do my laundry, make my own dinner, iron my clothes, and lots of other stuff that are important to survival, so I don't need anyone :P

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Vice versa Juliet, vice versa...

 

Anyway, I know how to do my laundry, make my own dinner, iron my clothes, and lots of other stuff that are important to survival, so I don't need anyone :P

Brandon.....you little stinker!
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That day came 4 years ago ;)

 

The girls I have gone out with were a complete & utter waste of my time(they were boring, had nothing in common with me, and smoked...)

 

So, for a while, I'm going to be single, well at least until the proverbial "right one" comes along. Never again will I let my friends set me up on a blind date...

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That day came 4 years ago ;)

 

The girls I have gone out with were a complete & utter waste of my time(they were boring, had nothing in common with me, and smoked...)

 

So, for a while, I'm going to be single, well at least until the proverbial "right one" comes along. Never again will I let my friends set me up on a blind date...

That right one may come.........and knock your socks off!

The dating game isnt easy.....some are more mature then others....and other things that impress you into bliss

Hang in there fella.

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That right one may come.........and knock your socks off!

The dating game isnt easy.....some are more mature then others....and other things that impress you into bliss

Hang in there fella.

It's a good thing I'm not wearing socks :shifty:

 

Silliness aside, I will have to agree with you Juliet...

 

Hey Tracy, if you keep on thinking like that, I'll have you arrested for trespassing. Into my mind!

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Mirror, Mirror

 

In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical

wish-granting mirror.

 

But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth -- if you

lie, you disappear.

 

One day, 2 women and a man enter the

restaurant and decide to try out the mirror.

 

The first woman goes first..."I think I'm the smartest

woman on earth."

 

"POOF!" She disappears.

 

The 2nd woman goes up to try..."I think I'm the prettiest

woman on earth."

 

"POOF!" She disappears.

 

The man goes up.,,"I think--"

 

"POOF!!!"

 

:P

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Out beyond the black stump in a land way past the never never the wise old man was asked what is the difference between women and men.

 

The season's changed and he was hear to say

 

Men are like a bottle of fine red wine, they only get better and improve with age.

 

 

 

Where Women are like a pint of milk left in the desert sun, sour, spoilt and fit to throw away after a short time. :mrgreen:

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