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Bizarre 911 Calls


Dispatcher: Nine-one-one

Caller: Hi, is this the police?

Dispatcher: This is 911. Do you need police assistance?

Caller: Well, I don't know who to call. Can you tell me how

to cook a turkey? I've never cooked one before.


Dispatcher: Nine-one-one What is the nature of your emergency?

Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't

have an eleven on it.

Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.

Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one

Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the

same thing.

Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.


Dispatcher: Nine-one-one What's the nature of your emergency?

Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two

minutes apart.

Dispatcher: Is this her first child?

Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband.


Dispatcher: Nine-one-one

Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of

breath. Darn...I think I'm going to pass out.

Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?

Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster. Damn....

Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an


Caller: No

Dispatcher: What where you doing before you started having

trouble breathing?

Caller: Running from the police. :mrgreen:

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