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I come from the land where the oceans freeze

Spent three long months on the open seas

Paddled 'til it seemed I could take no more

When my ship hit ground on Prussia's shores

 

How was I to know that day

That the winds had swept me Wilson's way

'Cause soon towards me from the East

Came Wilson and his men on multi-beasts

 

Well it seems he didn't like my face

And I quickly learned that Prussia was an evil place

They tied me to a chair with a giant clip

And held a piece of paper to my tender nip(ple)

 

Then they tossed the chair in a tiny shack

And told me not to worry 'cause they'd soon be back

But I loosened up the binds where my hands were lashed

And ran towards the cove where my boat was stashed

 

Singing "Oh Wilson, someday I'll kill you 'til you die

Oh Wilson, Punch you in the Eye"

 

When Wilson knew that I was loose

I'd surely be subjected to some real abuse

Maybe end up hanging from the nearest tree

So angrily I paddled to the open sea

 

But the sea was eager to beat me back

And the waves grew huge and deadly black

And the gray clouds rumbled over my head

And I feared in my heart that I'd soon be dead

 

When the morning came and the storm had passed

And the dismal fog began at last

To open up before my eyes

And there I saw to my surprise

 

Chains and specks of islands curved

Where palm trees dipped and seagulls swerved

And I parked my kayak on a stone

And yelled across the ocean to his evil throne

 

I said "Oh Wilson, someday I'll kill you 'til you die

Oh Wilson, Punch you in the Eye

Wilson, kill you 'til you die

Oh Wilson, Punch you in the Eye"

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