mme Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 I used to work at a muffler shop It was EXHAUSTING Link to post Share on other sites
caintry_boy Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 I used to work at a muffler shop It was EXHAUSTING I see you're a fan of WWE Monday Night Raw... Link to post Share on other sites
mme Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 yea the grandson was watching it when I heard that Link to post Share on other sites
caintry_boy Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 yea the grandson was watching it when I heard that Link to post Share on other sites
Juliet Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 She would definitely have my attention and we'll talk about what ever she wants ! Link to post Share on other sites
Y kawika Posted August 24, 2014 Author Share Posted August 24, 2014 Kinda let herself go......... Y Link to post Share on other sites
Juliet Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 Oh Barbie looking good at 50 eh? THAT BABY photo is killer! Link to post Share on other sites
8210GUY Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Been some pretty good ones in here, hope this is up to par. Link to post Share on other sites
Tomk_ Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Works for me. Link to post Share on other sites
Juliet Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 yeah I bet the old boy bit the dust for that mistake. Link to post Share on other sites
Y kawika Posted August 31, 2014 Author Share Posted August 31, 2014 Home Schooling.............Most of us older folks know all about this kind of Home Schooling: -------- ----------- --------1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE ."If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."2. My mother taught me RELIGION."You better pray that will come out of the carpet."3. My father taught me about Time Travel."If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"4. My father taught me LOGIC."Because I said so, that's why."5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT."Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."7. My father taught me IRONY."Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS ."Shut your mouth and eat your supper."9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM."Just you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"10. My mother taught me about STAMINA."You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."11. My mother taught me about WEATHER."This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY."If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"13. My father taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE."I brought you into this world, and I can take you out..."14. My mother taught me about Behavior Modification."Stop acting like your father!"15. My mother taught me about ENVY."There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION."Just wait until we get home."17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING." You are going to get it from your father when you get home!"18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."19. My mother taught me ESP."Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"20. My father taught me HUMOR."When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT."If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."22. My mother taught me GENETICS."You're just like your father."23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS."Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"24. My mother taught me WISDOM."When you get to be my age, you'll understand.25. My father taught me about JUSTICE . "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!" ----------- ------- ------------ #9 and # 20, cracked me up royally! Y Link to post Share on other sites
caintry_boy Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Home Schooling............. Most of us older folks know all about this kind of Home Schooling: -------- ----------- -------- 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My father taught me about Time Travel. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My father taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My father taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS . "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Just you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My father taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out..." 14. My mother taught me about Behavior Modification. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. " You are going to get it from your father when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way." 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My father taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand. 25. My father taught me about JUSTICE . "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!" ----------- ------- ------------ #9 and # 20, cracked me up royally! Y Seems I've heard most of those, in fact I'm certain that I've heard them all... Link to post Share on other sites
Juliet Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 I remember #25 Link to post Share on other sites
8210GUY Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 LOL used a couple of those myself, but I got my father a birthday card last year (he is always scared to open my stuff for some reason ), and in it there was a note about being nice to ME, this was followed with a line saying because I am the one who will decide which care home I put you in ROFL. Link to post Share on other sites
caintry_boy Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 I realize that Sunday has come and gone, but... Link to post Share on other sites
Y kawika Posted September 30, 2014 Author Share Posted September 30, 2014 Good one! Y Link to post Share on other sites
Jacee Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Church cookies Link to post Share on other sites
Juliet Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 that was imaginative Link to post Share on other sites
Y kawika Posted October 5, 2014 Author Share Posted October 5, 2014 Men Teaching Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By November 29, 2014 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM . ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs. beginning at 7:00 PM.. Class 2 Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or :filtered:ing About It for 3 Hours? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning At 7:00 PM Class 6 How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 7 Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos? Open Forum .. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 8 Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT! Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 9 I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. Class 10 How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim. Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. Class 11 Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield. Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined Class 12 How to Shop by Yourself. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. .................. Y runs ...................... Y Link to post Share on other sites
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