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February 9, 2014 in General Discussions
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Awwww, man!! That's an ouchie groaner...
wowssa, look at that air plane!
The Natives seem restless.
Mrs. Green lived in two story house together with an elderly widow.
After not hearing from her for a few days, she got a bit nervous.
"John", she called to her son "do me a favor and go find out how old Mrs. Robinson is."
So ten year old John went down the stairs and knocked on Mrs. Robinsons door.
"So how is she?" asked Mrs. Green when John came back up.
"How is she?" repeated John "Ive never seen her so mad in my life! She said its none of your business how old she is."
Study the picture first and then read the story.
This actually happened to an Englishman, in France, who was totally drunk.
A French policeman stops the Englishman's car and asks if he has been drinking.
With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that
his daughter got married that morning, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles
of wine at the reception, and many single malts scotches thereafter.
Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to alcohol-test (breath test) the Englishman and
verifies that he is indeed completely hammered.
He asks the Englishman if he knows why, under French Law, he is going to be arrested.
The Englishman answers with a bit of humour,
"No sir, I do not! But while we're asking questions, do you realize that this is a British
car and that my wife is driving . . . . . on the other side?
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