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Sadly Knowing Yourself........or Not


Doug

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Sadly knowing yourself…………………

 

 

 

Sitting at the bar, sad Rob told the bartender that he was drinking to forget the heartbreak of his broken engagement. Yeah, said Rob, would you marry someone who didnt know the meaning of the word faithful, and who was flip and even vicious when the subject of fidelity came up?

No way in hell said the bartender.

 

Well, said Rob, neither would my fiance.

 

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Or not…………………………

 

 

 

An obnoxious drunk stumbles into the front door of a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says, "No way buddy you're too drunk."

A few minutes later the drunk comes in through the bathrooms, again he slurs, "give me a drink", bartender says "No man I told you last time you're too drunk"

Five minutes later the guy comes in through the back door and orders a drink, again the bartender says, "You're too drunk" The drunk scratches his head and says

 

"Damn I must be... the last two places said the same thing."

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