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Best Computer Fix for 2009

 

After going through a virus attack, losing a hard drive,

fighting off hackers, upgrading all my software, installing fire-walls,

being threatened with being cut-off by my email provider,

and a host of other problems...

 

I have fixed my computer...

 

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NOW it works exactly the way I want it to..

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Polar Bear Attack

 

 

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Reports from the local newspaper say that the victim will make a full recovery.

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Wow I can't believe this works. Don't cheat it takes about one minute.

Each of us is the result of the influence of many people.

However some individuals have played a significant role in our development.

They are often called "role models" that we consciously or unconsciously imitate.

Perhaps you know who that person is, or perhaps you don't.

 

 

 

The world renowned SAMUEL HAIN, Ph.D., has given us a simple way to determine our role model.

It is easy and only takes a minute and it may surprise you.

 

 

 

 

 

WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL???*

 

Be sure not to peek! You don't want to skew your answer.

Try this - it's really neat ...

Don't look at the answers:

1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9

 

2) Multiply by 3 then

 

3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the Calculator....)

 

4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number....

 

5) Add the digits together

 

 

Now Scroll down ...............

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

With that number, see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below:

 

1. Einstein

2. Oprah Winfrey

3. Mother Teresa

4. Randubius Raji

5. Bill Gates

6. Johann Von Stueckenberg

7. Brad Pitt

8. Babe Ruth

 

9. bob3160 - I know...I just have that effect on people.....one day you too can be like me. Believe it!

* P.S. Stop picking different numbers!! I AM YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH IT :)

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well at least it's someone i'm not ashamed to be associated with.. ;)

 

:lol:

:b33r:

 

Thanks for the nice compliment. :)

 

Here's todays addition:

 

Juggling

 

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Grandma and Grandpa were visiting

their kids overnight.

 

When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in

his son's medicine cabinet, he asked

about using one of the pills.

 

The son said, "I don't think you should

take one Dad;

they're very strong and very expensive."

 

"How much?" asked Grandpa.

 

"$10.00 a pill," Answered the son.

 

"I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to

try one, and before we leave in the morning,

I'll put the money under the pillow."

 

Later the next morning, the son found

$110 under the pillow. He called Grandpa and said,

"I told you each pill was $10, not $110.

 

"I know," said Grandpa.

"The hundred is from Grandma!"

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If you hear a "loud rumble" tonight in the sky, don't worry, it's not thunder.

 

 

 

 

 

It's Elvis beatin' the crapp out of Michael Jackson for marrying his daughter.

 

 

 

Have a nice day every one. :)

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I know there has been some confusion as to the symptoms of Swine Flu.

Well, this should clear up any confusion....

 

 

If you wake up looking like this,

don't go to work.

 

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I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.

The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

 

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better.

I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

 

Then .........

I suddenly remembered that I was listening to.......................

 

 

my iPod!

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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her

Husband standing around with a fly swatter.

 

"What are you doing?"

She asked.

 

"Hunting Flies"

He responded...

 

"Oh! Killing any?"

She asked.

 

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

 

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Intrigued, she asked.

"How can you tell them apart?"

 

He responded,

"3 were on a beer can,

2 were on the phone."

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Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville Daily News Newspaper in Starkville, MS. and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night." Curtis & Leroy replied, "Well, then just give us our money back." The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule." The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?" Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off." The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!" Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!" A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked. "What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?" They said,"We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do." Leroy said,"Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898." The farmer said,"My Lord, didn't anyone complain?"

Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back."

Curtis and Leroy now work for the government. They're overseeing the Bailout Program.

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An incredible story of luck and inspiration!!

 

Can you believe it? This guy wins $181 million in the lottery last

Wednesday, and then finds the love of his life just 2 days later.

 

Talk about LUCK!!!!

 

 

 

 

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