mme Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Roses are red,It comes out brown When its stiff,Stick it in, It goes in dry and comes out wet, The longer its in the stronger it gets, It comes out dripping wet,And starts to sag, Its not what you think its a lipton tea bag Link to post Share on other sites
mme Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, ’You died in your sleep, Ralph..’ Ralph was stunned. ’I’m dead? No, I can’t be! I’ve got too much to live for. Send me back!’ ... ... St. Peter said, ’I’m sorry, but there’s only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.’ Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home.. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past. ’So, you’re the new hen, huh? How’s your first day here?’ ’Not bad, replied Ralph the hen, but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I’m gonna explode!’ ’You’re ovulating,’ explained the rooster. ’Don’t tell me you’ve never laid an egg before? ’ ’Never,’ said Ralph. ’Well, just relax and let it happen,’ says the rooster. ’It’s no big deal.’ Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming. As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife yell..... 'Ralph! Wake up you dirty piece of filth. You crapped the bed!’ Link to post Share on other sites
mme Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 (edited) They actually move...Try putting that on your desktop Edited January 30, 2012 by mme Link to post Share on other sites
terry1966 Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 They actually moveno, they actually don't. Link to post Share on other sites
mme Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 no, they actually don't. its an illusion FYI Link to post Share on other sites
geewhiz Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Italian cruise ship Captain Francesco Schettino began his new job as a bus driver yesterday...... Link to post Share on other sites
caintry_boy Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 Link to post Share on other sites
Joe C Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 you have to be over a certain age to get that one Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 Trixie gets it Link to post Share on other sites
indy Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 (edited) I don't know why. Edited February 12, 2012 by indy Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 Pow Zoooooom Straight to the moon!!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
mme Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 (edited) I don't know why. resembles you Bruce....You are truy the Man on the Moon Edited February 13, 2012 by mme Link to post Share on other sites
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geewhiz Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Husband Day-Care Link to post Share on other sites
mme Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 My World ..........You WILL Not Beat Me Link to post Share on other sites
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mme Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Talk about camera crazy Link to post Share on other sites
mme Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 theres a frog there somewhere Link to post Share on other sites
bob3160 Posted March 12, 2012 Author Share Posted March 12, 2012 Bored at the Airport: Link to post Share on other sites
geewhiz Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 Texas tan line A woman that knows how to protect herself from the sun and in the sun.... Link to post Share on other sites
mme Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 The real Ghost Riders Bike Link to post Share on other sites
Y kawika Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Ever had "one of those days where ya just want to ................" Y Link to post Share on other sites
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