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A burglar broke into a house one night.

He shined his flashlight around,

looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,

'Jesus knows you're here.'


He nearly jumped out of his skin,

clicked his flashlight off, and froze.


When he heard nothing more,

after a bit, he shook his head and continued.


Just as he pulled the stereo out so

he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he

heard 'Jesus is watching you.'


Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically,

looking for the source of the voice.


Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight

beam came to rest on a parrot.

'Did you say that?' he hissed

at the parrot.


'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked,

'I'm just trying to warn you that he is

watching you.'


The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me,

huh? Who in the world are you ?'


'Moses,' replied the bird.


'Moses?' the burglar laughed.

'What kind of people would name a bird



'The kind of people that would name a

Rottweiler Jesus.'

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