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The Church Organist


thehulk18
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There was a church down in Texas that had a very

big-busted organist. Her busts were so huge that they

bounced and jiggled while she played the organ.

Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation

considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have

to get another organist.

 

One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told

her to mash up some green persimmons, and rub them on

her busts and they would shrink in size, but warned her

to not eat any of the persimmons because they are so

sour, they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't

be able to talk properly for a while. She agreed to try it.

 

 

The following Sunday morning the minister got up to the

pulpit and said, "Dew to thiecumsthanthis bewond my

contwol we will not hath a thermon tewday?

:thud:

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Could be, we got those nasty sour persimmon trees all over the place, always wondered why men folk never wanted to pick those things up.

 

Now we know, we can blame it on pucker power!

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So you could say that the pastor ate from the tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, then? :lol:

 

 

Nooo...What I'm saying is that the Posted Image and the ( @ )( @ ) had a meeting over the weekend.... :bad:

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