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Shipping?

 

I was gonna make her swim. :shrug:

 

 

 

 

Who will be left to mow the yard?

 

 

 

:lol:

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Your package is on time with a scheduled delivery date of 05/12/2007.

 

 

Tracking Number: 1Z 5AR xxxx xxxxx xxxxxxx xxx

 

 

Type: Package

Status: In Transit - On Time

Scheduled Delivery: 05/12/2007

Shipped To: LONDON, ON, CA

Shipped/Billed On: 03/12/2007

Service: STANDARD

Weight: 59.30 Lbs

 

Package Progress

Location Date Local Time Description

CHELMSFORD,

MA, US 04/12/2007 0:40 EXPORT SCAN

CHELMSFORD,

MA, US 03/12/2007 23:47 ARRIVAL SCAN

SHREWSBURY,

MA, US 03/12/2007 22:56 DEPARTURE SCAN

03/12/2007 16:46 PICKUP SCAN

US 03/12/2007 16:54

:clap::rolleyes:

 

Type: Package

Status: Delivered

Delivered On: 12/05/2007

2:54 P.M.

Delivered To: LONDON, CA

Signed By: *******

Service: STANDARD

 

 

:clap::clap::clap:

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Your package is on time with a scheduled delivery date of 12/06/2007.

 

 

Tracking Number: 1Z 5AR XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Type: Package

Status: In Transit - On Time

Scheduled Delivery: 12/06/2007

Shipped To: MINNEAPOLIS, MN, US

Shipped/Billed On: 12/03/2007

Service: GROUND

Weight: 50.70 Lbs

 

Package Progress

Location Date Local Time Description

MINNEAPOLIS,

MN, US 12/05/2007 7:19 A.M. IN TRANSIT TO

HODGKINS,

IL, US 12/05/2007 7:18 A.M. DEPARTURE SCAN

HODGKINS,

IL, US 12/04/2007 11:29 P.M. ARRIVAL SCAN

SHREWSBURY,

MA, US 12/04/2007 6:02 A.M. DEPARTURE SCAN

SHREWSBURY,

MA, US 12/03/2007 7:51 P.M. ORIGIN SCAN

12/03/2007 7:37 P.M. FORWARDED TO THE FACILITY IN THE DESTINATION CITY

12/03/2007 4:46 P.M. PICKUP SCAN

US 12/03/2007 4:54 P.M. BILLING INFORMATION RECEIVED

 

Ugh :( One more day! :(

Edited by IanG

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What the hell is all that :lol:

 

Gotta be Internet Exploder copied that mess :P

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Here lets try this IanG :lol:

 

Tracking Number: XXXXXXXXXXXXX

Type: Package

Status: In Transit - On Time

Scheduled Delivery: 12/06/2007

Shipped To: MINNEAPOLIS, MN, US

Shipped/Billed On: 12/03/2007

Service: GROUND

Weight: 50.70 Lbs

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Type: Package

Status: Delivered

Delivered On: 12/05/2007

2:54 P.M.

Delivered To: LONDON, CA

Signed By: *******

Service: STANDARD

:clap::clap::clap:

 

 

humble, in London eh. im just down the road :adios:

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humble, in London eh. im just down the road :adios:

 

Muncey?

 

Yep my package has arrived and I would just like to say that

all the sucking up was well worth it and leave it at that. ;)

 

 

:bananaxmas::rocks::bananaxmas:

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Shipping?

 

I was gonna make her swim. :shrug:

 

Update.

 

If you haven't already set Sue on her way, can you get her down to Florida Keys later this week as I am going to be flying out to Cuba on Thursday. It's a shorter swim and I don't want her all puffed out by the time she gets to me :lol:

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I would, but after much consideration I just can't do it.

 

You see she is currently attending university to get an engineering degree. This of course means when she is finished, she will have a high paying position somewhere and I can retire early.

 

She has a lot of work ahead of her to make my early retirement a comfortable one, and I don't want to interrupt the process of getting to that point.

 

In other words....................bugger off :laughing:

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Well, how about a compromise then. Maybe a loaner between the 13th and 20th?

 

 

I'll send her back with a nice suntan and it gives you a week to sneak that big monitor into the house :shifty:

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No can do, those are prepare for buying Bruce many large expensive holiday gift weeks. That of course is another process I am unwilling to interrupt.

 

Besides she already has a wonderful tan, and the big monitor is on my give me great stuff list. Not to mention her Spanish is terrible, and because she is my wife if she went to Cuba there is a risk of her being detained at gitmo indefinitely for associating with people who say bad things about our current government.

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Hmmm...what if I kizzazz better then Humblebluemoon :unsure:

 

Anyways,

 

and because she is my wife if she went to Cuba there is a risk of her being detained at gitmo indefinitely for associating with people who say bad things about our current government.

Sue is probably at more risk being around you. :lol:

 

p.s. and I'll send her back with a box of good cigars :P

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Hmmm...what if I kizzazz better then Humblebluemoon :unsure:

 

Anyways,

Sue is probably at more risk being around you. :lol:

 

p.s. and I'll send her back with a box of good cigars :P

 

Nope, they are illegal here in the states. They would be confiscated in customs. She would be jailed for smuggling. :nono:

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Well she would of course be nabbed by the US Coast Guard. Then not having a passport, she would be in a world of $#!t.

 

No matter how it works out, it doesn't look good.

 

Bring your own wife to Cuba :rofl3:

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Not a chance. Just me and the 2 kids. It's a vacation!

 

:P

 

Coward :geezer:

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We'll be leaving the house while she is still asleep. I'm thinking about turning the gas cooker on and taping around all the doors and windows as I leave :shifty:

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Hmmm...what if I kizzazz better then Humblebluemoon :unsure:

 

 

Impossible! You would be seen through immediately. Your naive

attempts would pale in contrast to the sheer elegance and

complexity laid out by a true artist such as I.

 

I spit in your general direction! :lol:

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Impossible! You would be seen through immediately. Your naive

attempts would pale in contrast to the sheer elegance and

complexity laid out by a true artist such as I.

 

I spit in your general direction! :lol:

 

Oh, how very Pythonesque. I couldn't help but imagine you saying that in your best parody of John Cleese parodying a Frenchman :clap:

 

Do you do the silly walk too? :P

 

 

p.s. Given up on Sue and am gonna work on wooing Mouse :wub:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

hope she can swim :unsure:

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Oh, how very Pythonesque. I couldn't help but imagine you saying that in your best parody of John Cleese parodying a Frenchman :clap:

 

Do you do the silly walk too? :P

p.s. Given up on Sue and am gonna work on wooing Mouse :wub:

hope she can swim :unsure:

 

:laughing::laughing:

 

Yer too Late, Mate!

 

:sparkle::wub::wub::sparkle:

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