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glad ya made it thru the op ok......any good looking nurses taking care off ya? ;) thats how i judge a hospital.......cable is second.....and food third........ ;)

 

Actually, yes :mrgreen:

 

Oh and Mr Banana? see this for pain relief>> http://www.healpain.net/articles/banana.html :P:laughing:

Wademan

 

I'm afraid I might slip on it and fall. :thud:
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I'm typing this from the hospital

Very dedicated banana pitser

 

:clap:glad your ok :clap:

 

so you found new infection :blink::lol: guess we can name it speyeware staring too long at monitor causing bad eyesite.

virtual speyeware.

 

get well and glad your at the pit

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Well long as your still up you might want to write "Do not open till Christmas on your chest and/or favorite body parts".

 

 

 

 

 

:lol:

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Can't.......sleep........must..............post

lmao

:laughing::laughing:

 

WOW... not World Of Warcraft...ur crazy... :laughing:

 

get out of hospital.........soon

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Well long as your still up you might want to write "Do not open till Christmas on your chest and/or favorite body parts".

 

:lol:

 

:rofl2:

I'm way ahead of you, I had it tattooed in those places in case of an emergency. :lol:

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I'm way ahead of you, I had it tattooed in those places in case of an emergency. :lol:

 

hospital sucks. I dont know how you can stay there longer then 10 mins and be calm. I go there quite often for stitches. Most boringest moments of my life.

 

Had surgery "Down Below" once, couldnt walk for a month. The medicine they prescribe sucks to. I think they get skittles and say its pain killers.

 

What was wrong with your eye? Why the puss

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hospital sucks. I dont know how you can stay there longer then 10 mins and be calm. I go there quite often for stitches. Most boringest moments of my life.

 

Had surgery "Down Below" once, couldnt walk for a month. The medicine they prescribe sucks to. I think they get skittles and say its pain killers.

 

What was wrong with your eye? Why the puss

 

they're pretty sure it's a staph infection, but it's dangerously close to my eye. If ithe infection got behind my eye, I might lose vision in it. It's actually not too bad, I have cable and fast Wi-Fi.
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Wade: That would be an incredibly foolish thing to do. Just tell her you slipped on a banana peel in the name of love, then ask if she wants to get married. It's the only way.

 

Edit: I always hated that show. I was more of a transformers/G.I. Joe kinda child.

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Wade: That would be an incredibly foolish thing to do. Just tell her you slipped on a banana peel in the name of love, then ask if she wants to get married. It's the only way.

 

Edit: I always hated that show. I was more of a transformers/G.I. Joe kinda child.

 

Brandon... :laughing::P
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Wade: That would be an incredibly foolish thing to do. Just tell her you slipped on a banana peel in the name of love, then ask if she wants to get married. It's the only way.

 

Edit: I always hated that show. I was more of a transformers/G.I. Joe kinda child.

 

Good idea, I might try it :tup::lol:
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How can you laugh at that? I am completely serious.

 

Here's a scenario that I did NOT make up.

 

Simon: *Slips*

 

Nurse: OMG! Are you okay?!?!

 

Simon: Yes, I am. There is something I must tell you nurse.

 

Nurse: What is it?

 

Simon: I love you. I slipped on that banana peel that was placed on a hospital floor to prevent you from slipping on it. I am willing to go through great comedic lengths to show how much I love you.

 

Nurse: Simon, you are so amazing! Let's get married, have lots of children, and grow old together!

 

Simon: Uhh.... *RUNS*

 

Nurse: That's the seventh time this week!

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An infection specialist just talked with me. They are sure it is staph now, but they don't know what kind yet. She said that I will have to stay in the hospital for 4-5 days. I have to get my antibiotics through IV, so I can't go home until it's done.

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