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For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected

mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG

BUCKS.

 

Watch for these consolidations in 2007.

 

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R.

Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace

 

2.) PolygramRecords, Warner Bros., and ZestaCrackers join forces and

become: Poly, Warner Cracker

 

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood

 

4. ZippoManufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will

merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa

 

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP

 

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:

Fairwell Honeychild

 

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will

become: Knott NOW!

 

And finally ....

 

9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new

name: TittyTittyBang Bang

 

OH YOU KNOW YOU ARE GOING TO FORWARD THIS ONE........... :jester:

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