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Just sharpen up the end of that ho, and you can be a stealth spear carrier like me. And, the costume moon gave me is really cool--eat your heart out #6. BTW, the spears are under the wings.

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This is my costume when I'm not on top secret stealth duty:

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Highly ingenious. I'm not sure though, if the one-legged mute Spear Carriers have both arms. I'm looking through the original script in Mediaeval Czechoslovakian and I'll get on back. Hang in there though. :lol:

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:xmas2: <<--- reindeer prances in......

 

sorry i'm late guys - can't tell if i have been replaced or not - computer went down for the count - :pullhair:

 

We are counting on your participation--in fact, we have big plans for you.

My dear Juliet Childs, I was just wondering, do you have a good recipe for roast Reindeer? That scrawny little Pheasant isn't likely to go very far.

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Note to Wardrobe; Order 23 pegs for Order 23 numbered one-legged parrots, mute. :bubbly::thud:

 

Jay See - Pegs are a delicate subject.

 

 

Holes and pegs, Square and Round.

 

 

It's a minefield.

 

 

Best take a wide berth on this one.....

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Now can the old Saint ask a simple question here?

 

Has anyone received their Script to this Farce, oops, I mean Play?

 

We are running out of time to Practice?

 

So far just a few of us have been able to get some Practice in?

 

Was great Stuff, eh?

 

Do we Sack the Director, or Feed him to the Beast?

That would be interesting, never seen someone eat themself?

 

Or is the Director just another GWB Clone to keep us guessing?

 

Stay Tuned for the latest Episode!

 

I think I will have a few more Beers, Mate!

 

This Bloke took over my Bed!

 

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Script ? :rolleyes: We gotta spell it out fer ya ? :lol:

 

a minimalist yet intruiging spirito-political insight into the popular topic of Medieval Czechoslovakia .

 

there is plenty of scope for existentialist improvisation, spiritual enquiry, anthropomorphism and even climatic comment, all subjects much-loved by Pit members.

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Script ? :rolleyes: We gotta spell it out fer ya ? :lol:

http://www.cyberhymnal.org/htm/g/o/goodking.htm

 

Hmmmm! So Logs and the rest of us, including the Pheasant and Reindeers, to get Marinated,

Just carry on without a Script?

 

Bloody Heck, where are those WMD, Mate?

 

You are just a GWB Clone!

 

At least Saddam was honest about it!

 

Guess we better invade that Country too?

 

They don't seem to understand, Boy?

 

Where the heck is that Country again?

 

Show me on the bloody Map, Boy! My Mate, GWB, will Blast them off the Face of, oops, off the darn Topic!

 

When do we get Rehersials? or do we just Ad Lib it?

 

 

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clip.....clop.....clip.....clop.....

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PLOP!!!!

hey...when ya gots ta go, ya gots ta go!!!!!

 

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*leaves the stage area*

 

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Hey, Mate,

 

Better see Logs, Mate you are a Reindeer! You need marinating, Mate, Logs wil get you PI, opps I mean Marinated, just don't give them Bears any of the Nectar, Mate! Someone has to Organise things around here?

Heaps of people to feed and get them a Drink! GWB Clone is more worried about his Mute, one legged Spear Carriers, with their one legged Parrots and their pink Shields. At least he let a Stealth or two into the Farce, oops, Play!

 

God, I miss my Nectar, Mate, Guess I better Fly over there on that Broom I "Borrowed?" Well he wasn't using it! Grumble, Grumble, the GWB Clone could have at least sent one of the one legged Stealths to pick me up! He must be a Jew, Mate, that would be right, anything to save a cent or two! Suppose he will do the GWB thing now, Attack me without Declaring War on a bloody Siant!

 

See you all tomorrow! (Them Brooms are a slow way to Travel, Mate, from DownUnder!) Hang on? I am getting confused a bit now, I am already in tomorrow to you people, so I will see you today, or is it yesterday? God, I need some Nectar, Mate!

 

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I'm fed up with this referral! It's not like I've got much of a part.........

I'm feeling a bit down today - facing mortality soon..... :(

 

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Nevermind Pheasant, the Asint is back, Mate hic

 

We gunna have the Bestest Christmas yet! hic

 

No Pheasant has ever ben marininated and plucked better than you will be, once you hic have that Goldielocks Bath the Bears got for you! hic

 

God this Nextar is good! hic Hey, Reindeer? Bears want to give you a nice warm bath too, Mate hic

 

Bears told me that the Mute Spearmen are over the Moon with all the nextar they are getting hic Stealths are visible on Cloud 9 hic

 

Where is that Logs? hic Just laying about, eh hic

 

Broom, you can have your Instrument back, Mate, it needs a bloody Tune-Up, Mate, got some funny looks from the Air Marshells on the way! hic

 

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hic, Where did that Logs and Reindeer go? hic

 

Pheasant got frightened off by the bloody Bears, Mate hic

 

They are so gentile, give me a Massage each night, hic

 

What is Hibernation? They seem a bit cheesed off hic

 

Hey, Big Fellow ya can't chew on a Siant's leg, Mate, get a deaease doing that hic

 

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