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Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?". But the

initials really have been changed to stand for "What would

Jesus drive?".

 

One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth

because the Bible says, "God drove Adam and Eve out of the

Garden of Eden in a Fury".

 

But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a

Geo. The passage urges the Jesus to "pursue your enemies with

your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm".

 

Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses'

followers are warned not to go up a mountain "until the

Ram's horn sounds a long blast".

 

Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like

to talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's

gospel where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of

my own Accord..."

 

Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced

by a Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph

is heard in the hills".

 

Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler:

"Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land". And,

following Jesus' lead, the Apostles car pooled in a Honda...

"The Apostles were in one Accord." :thud:

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