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Irish Vasectmy

Andrew S.

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After having their 11th child, an Irish couple decided that was enough,

as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor

and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.


The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that

would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative

was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then

hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.


The husband said to the doctor, "B'Jayzus, I may not be the smartest guy

in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next

to my ear is going to help me."


"Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.


So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the

can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . .



At this point, he paused and placed the beer can between his legs so he

could continue counting on his other hand.




This procedure also works in New Zealand.

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