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ikebut

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  1. That's great Jacee.. Here is my baby, got him in 2004 Skippy
  2. Q: How many Florida State freshmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: None.....That's a sophomore course at FSU. Q: Why is the Indiana football team like a possum? A: Because they play dead at home, and get killed on the road. Q: Why do the L.S.U. cheerleaders wear bibs? A: To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms. Q: How do you get a Tennessee cheerleader into your dorm room? A: Grease her hips and push like crazy. Q: What does the average U.C.L.A. player get on his SAT's? A: Drool.
  3. It's football time in the South! It's time to start thinking about football! Place your vote for the South's best Cheerleaders. Here are the finalists: Place You're Vote.... 1. LSU's Golden Girls . 2. Bama's Crimsonettes . 3. Tennessee's Volunteerettes ..
  4. That shure is a beautiful baby GIRL... Congratulations .. and Happy Birthday..
  5. Son in law came driving this in the other day.. He is a big NASCAR fan always rooted for Dale Earnhardt . Said he just had to have one of These He even let me sit in it !
  6. Ha Ha ..Bruce Here is another Fruitcake
  7. National Sex Offender Registry See if any live close to you ??
  8. I remember the time I was buying watermelons, a truckload, out of Georgia... I'd pay a dollar a piece for um...then bring um back to Kentucky, sell um a dollar a piece.. Figured out I wasn't makeing no money.. Had to get a bigger truck... stock trading in kinda like this..
  9. Buy when they low...and sell when they high.. You can't go wrong..
  10. Hay Jacee... The only way I can get this link "itsyourpc.org/hangout/" or any of Bruce's links to work is to dissable my AdShield..? wonder why
  11. Nope..it don't work either...must be that fox thing you use...
  12. How fer is Bruce's place from here..never heered of it.. anyway I can't get none of Bruce's links to work for me...
  13. Sparky 34 years.... Also do babysitting..... My new Grandbaby...
  14. Win. 98 se 4124 bad products are now blocked...
  15. You right...because there wasn't a war going on while Clinton was in office.. I don't think he broke any laws of our Constitution. He only did what any President has a right to do durning a War..to protect the U.S.A. and the World. Save the Queen...and God Bless America . Liberals
  16. Right...I don't think you got nothing to worry about... unless you got something to hide..
  17. Nice photos...enjoyed looking at them.
  18. I always have, and still root for them... Baltamore Colts..
  19. Yes..HOSTS file, firewall, adblockerI don't see any ads..just the red x. says click here It stays for about 6 to 10 seconds ..then dissapears. My page is locked untill it's gone..
  20. Whenever my page loads..here at the forums. At the top center, I have a blank page with a red x . After about 6 seconds it dissapears...but while it's there . I can't do anything, untill it completly goes away. Some kind of ad..I suppose Do we really have to have this ?
  21. ikebut

    radio

    Radio.... Does a pretty good job... considering all the pressure he has to work under ....
  22. JEWISH LOVE: A Jewish father, Moishe, is speaking with his eldest son, Yitzak.... "Father, I am going to marry !" Moishe begins to dance with joy and sing Hava Nagila. "Tell me, is she a good Jewish girl? What is her name? "O'Brien," replies the son. "She's Catholic." "Oy!" says the father. "But are you happy?" "I'm happy," says the son.. "Nu, as long as you're happy.... my blessings to you both," replies Moishe. But the father is still counting on his remaining sons, Schlemiel and Chutzpah. Schlemiel calls on his father the next evening, "Father, I, too, will be married soon!" Again Moishe breaks out in a dance and sings God's praises. "What is her name," he asks. "Kazalopopodopolous," says the son. "She's Greek Orthodox." "Oy," says Moishe. "But are you happy?" "I'm happy, father..." "OK. Then you, too, have my blessing," Moishe says. Dejected, Moishe goes to the temple to pray. "Please, God, let my remaining son, Chutzpah, marry a nice Jewish girl ... to raise nice Jewish children in your eyes... PLEASE!" Chutzpah comes to his father excitedly and exclaims, "Father! I am to wed in the spring!" "Her NAME? WHAT IS HER NAME?" his father immediately demands. "Goldberg!" says Chutzpah. Moishe is beside himself with joy! "Praise God! Praise the Prophets!" Turning to Chutzpah, he asks, "Is she Doctor Goldberg's daughter Shelley, from Newark?" "No..." says Chutzpah... "Hmm," says Moishe.. "Must be Attorney Goldberg's daughter Rachel from Hollywood?" "Ah...no, father" says Chutzpah... "Well, then, what is her first name, my youngest, truest, most beautiful son?" "Whoopi."
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