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  1. Louisville Cardinals = 73 Murray State = 10 Kentucky Wildcats = 50 Eastern Kentucky = 10
  2. http://eclectech.co.uk/message.php?i=nzD
  3. No back seat ... small front seat. Not enought room it that thing to make love.....
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    Thanks . Brandon I'll look into it. I have Full Version Windows Vista Home Premium .
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    Anyone know of a program, for Vista where you can Lock and Hide folders ? Thank You
  6. Same here . Doofus Got me another rig . eMachine with Vista. Running slow .
  7. Nice looking cars ..... Brings back memory's .. got my first ...oh never mind ..
  8. Ha Ha Ha ... Bubba and the preacher Bubba goes to the revival and listens to the preacher. After a while, the preacher asks anyone with needs to come forward and be prayed over. Bubba gets in line. When it's his turn the preacher says, "Bubba, what you want me to pray about?" Bubba says, "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing." So the preacher puts one finger in Bubba's ear and the other hand on top of his head and prays a while. After a few minutes, he removes his hands and says, "Bubba, how's your hearing now?" Bubba says, "I don't know preacher, it's not until next Wednesday in Baton Rouge ." --------------------------------------------------------------------- Kentucky Ten Commandments: Some people in Kentucky have trouble with all those "shalls" and "shall nots" in the Ten Commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, some folks in Southeastern Kentucky got together and translated the "King James" into "Harlan County" language.... The Hillbilly's Ten Commandments (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Harlan, Ky.) (1) Just one God (2) Honor yer Ma & Pa (3) No tellin' tales or gossipin' (4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin' (5) Put nothin' before God (6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal (7) No killin' (8) Watch yer mouth (9) Don't take what ain't yers (10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff Now that's kinda plain an' simple, don't ya think? Y'all have a nice day.
  9. Hey TracyLynn, Juliet yall get you any of these Quarters before they were recalled ? Tennessee Quarter Recall Hang on to any of the new State of Tennessee quarters. If you have them, they may be worth much more than 25 cents. The U.S. Treasury announced today that it is recalling all of the Tennessee quarters that are part of its program featuring quarters from each state. We are recalling all the new Tennessee quarters that were recently issued," Tennessee Treasury spokesman Jack Owens said Monday. "This action is being taken after numerous reports that new quarters will not work in parking meters, toll booths, vending machines, pay phones, or other coin-operated devices." The quarters were issued in the order in which the various states joined the U.S. and have been a tremendous success among coin collectors worldwide. "The problem lies in the unique design of the Tennessee quarter, which was created by a University of Tennessee graduate," Owens said. "Apparently, the duct tape holding the two dimes and the nickel together keeps jamming the coin-operated devices ...
  10. Even my Pug celebrates the 4th of July..
  11. What Hulk said .... Happy Independence Day . everybody
  12. Well it wasn't long ago they raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32? Trying to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
  13. A Texas millionaire is having a big party at his crib. He escorts his guests outside to his Olympic size pool. He calls everyone to gather around the pool to look at his huge shark. The millionaire offers one of three things to anyone who can swim down and back without becoming a meal. 1. A millions dollars, 2. His estate, or 3. His beautiful southern belle wife. Splash!!! The butler dives in the pool and is off! He swims like an Olympian. The shark is on his . He finally reaches the wall and hops out soakin' wet. The millionaire yells, "By golly you did it!" Now let me guess you want a million dollars. The butler is gasping for air, as he says "no". Well, you must want my estate. The butler, still breathing hard, says "no". Oh...you must want my beautiful southern belle. Again, the same answer, "no" Finally, everyone including the millionaire is confused. "Well, son, what the hell do you want?" Everyone waits in silence for the butler to speak... "I WANT THE MOTHERF***ER THAT PUSHED ME IN THE POOL!!!!!"
  14. I always liked ..... Red Skelton and ..Benny Hill
  15. Don't need no cooler, we drank um before they get hot ..
  16. Here we are checking it out....should make a lot of money ...
  17. " Happy Birthday " I'm two years up on you.... Shogan191 Sooo..Respect you're elders Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.
  18. Be careful what you wish for ... You might get it .. Once I wished for a Big Chick ... got this .
  19. Speaking of Blonds .... Fifteen minutes into the flight from Cleavland Ohio to Nashville, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left." Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry ... we can fly just fine on two engines." An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don't worry ... we still have one engine left." A blond turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!" ============================================= A new, inexperienced blond waitress said she was concerned about being able to carry the heavy trays and serve from them. A co-worker explained that there were tray stands placed throughout the restaurant. The nervous beginner served all her lunches successfully and afterward asked an elderly couple if everything had been all right. "It was fine, dear," replied the man, "but my wife and I have to leave now. Could she please have her walker back?"
  20. Jack and Jill went up the hill.. They both had a dollar and a quarter.. Jill came down with two dollars and a half.. They didn't go up there for water....
  21. Sorry to hear the bad news . Jacee Be strong and hang in there....
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