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  1. No back seat ... small front seat. Not enought room it that thing to make love.....
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    Thanks . Brandon I'll look into it. I have Full Version Windows Vista Home Premium .
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    Anyone know of a program, for Vista where you can Lock and Hide folders ? Thank You
  4. Hey TracyLynn, Juliet yall get you any of these Quarters before they were recalled ? Tennessee Quarter Recall Hang on to any of the new State of Tennessee quarters. If you have them, they may be worth much more than 25 cents. The U.S. Treasury announced today that it is recalling all of the Tennessee quarters that are part of its program featuring quarters from each state. We are recalling all the new Tennessee quarters that were recently issued," Tennessee Treasury spokesman Jack Owens said Monday. "This action is being taken after numerous reports that new quarters will not work in parking meters, toll booths, vending machines, pay phones, or other coin-operated devices." The quarters were issued in the order in which the various states joined the U.S. and have been a tremendous success among coin collectors worldwide. "The problem lies in the unique design of the Tennessee quarter, which was created by a University of Tennessee graduate," Owens said. "Apparently, the duct tape holding the two dimes and the nickel together keeps jamming the coin-operated devices ...
  5. A Texas millionaire is having a big party at his crib. He escorts his guests outside to his Olympic size pool. He calls everyone to gather around the pool to look at his huge shark. The millionaire offers one of three things to anyone who can swim down and back without becoming a meal. 1. A millions dollars, 2. His estate, or 3. His beautiful southern belle wife. Splash!!! The butler dives in the pool and is off! He swims like an Olympian. The shark is on his . He finally reaches the wall and hops out soakin' wet. The millionaire yells, "By golly you did it!" Now let me guess you want a million dollars. The butler is gasping for air, as he says "no". Well, you must want my estate. The butler, still breathing hard, says "no". Oh...you must want my beautiful southern belle. Again, the same answer, "no" Finally, everyone including the millionaire is confused. "Well, son, what the hell do you want?" Everyone waits in silence for the butler to speak... "I WANT THE MOTHERF***ER THAT PUSHED ME IN THE POOL!!!!!"
  6. I always liked ..... Red Skelton and ..Benny Hill
  7. Don't need no cooler, we drank um before they get hot ..
  8. Here we are checking it out....should make a lot of money ...
  9. " Happy Birthday " I'm two years up on you.... Shogan191 Sooo..Respect you're elders Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.
  10. Be careful what you wish for ... You might get it .. Once I wished for a Big Chick ... got this .
  11. Jack and Jill went up the hill.. They both had a dollar and a quarter.. Jill came down with two dollars and a half.. They didn't go up there for water....
  12. It's all POLITICAL ...This little boy was beaten and criminal charges in the case were simply dismissed. Democrate or Republican ...We have to protect the children and not hide or let things like this happen.. EVER 420,503 Hits on their website already UPDATE: Posted on the case... Your dedication and compassion for this case is making a difference every day. Please don't think this case is stalled... it is far from that! Understand that we can't reveal everything that's developing, but soon you will see how your zeal for what is right is reaping rewards. You people are heros to us! We can't thank you enough.
  13. Child Abuse of the worse kind...and to think this happen in my Home Town..
  14. Congratulations ... Be Proud... Kids...I love um
  15. I wish you both the best...
  16. Oh...... In that case here is a joke...maybe.....maybe true ! Australia Wedding
  17. Unions will soon be a thing of the past...too much corrupting.They (union leaders) only look out for themselves nowdays. Go to school and learn a trade..
  18. Yep...good one. I remember back.....er nevermind..
  19. All I know about Australia is it's Down Under.. The wind don't blow in Australia...It sucks..
  20. Good Game....and the Best team won...
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