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About mme

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    HOMELAND SECURITY. Fighting Terrorism Since 1492
  • Birthday 04/20/1961

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    Northern Ontario,Canada
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    Seen alot...Done alot.... Anything Interests Me

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    .XP PRO...XP HOME MEDIA CENTER............WINDOWS VISTA HOME PREMIUM.......WINDOWS 7 HOME.... One Incredible Machine Running Them
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  1. Don't mean to be a stranger just busy this past few years. Lot's of crap happening where I live. IntelGuy really put me on the forum board . When I posted a couple of good computer tips.
  2. Truly sad to hear this news of his passing.
  3. mme

    caintry boy

    get well caintry boy forums not the same without you
  4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hS9lRO4clEo
  5. yea the grandson was watching it when I heard that
  6. I used to work at a muffler shop It was EXHAUSTING
  7. mme

    caintry boy

    its doing good for my wife ...................................she was on 4 or 5 needles a day now shes on one been like that for 5 years
  8. mme

    caintry boy

    my wife used to be on insulin needles 5 times a day Then she gotten referred to an diabetes specialist and he put her on this medication ONGLYZA >>>>>TAKE ONE TABLET ONCE A DAY>>>>>>SAXAGLIPIN HCL 5MG per tablet this is pill form now she only does needles once a day and her sugar levls is .....4 to 8 ..... which is better than what it was before THIS IS ONLY FOR YOUR INFORMATION besides im not sure if its available in your country
  9. An Old Indian was speeding down the highway one day, when he suddenly noticed a Police cruiser behind him, lights flashing and siren wailing. "Oh Shoot" he muttered to himself, " what should I do"? He decided to try and get away and floored the gas pedal. At speeds up to 160KM per hour, the cruiser stayed right behind him. Realizing his old car couldn't out run the cruiser, he decided he'd better pull over. The Officer came up to his window and said to him "If you can give me a good reason why you were trying to get away, I'll consider letting you go". So, the Old Indian explained "One of your fellow officers took off with my wife and I thought you were bringing her back". The Officer told him "Have a good day"..... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote...... A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad. ------- __________________________________________________________________________________ don't be offended at next one------- All for the People 4 men gather on the top of 30-story building, an East Indian, a Japanese, an American Indian, and a White Man. The East Indian guy says, "This is for my people!" and he jumps off. The Japanese says, "This is for my people!" and jumps off. The American Indian says, "This is for my people" and pushes the White Man off.
  10. The tourist was admiring the Indian's necklace. "What is it made of?" she asked. "Alligator's teeth," the Indian replied. "I suppose," she said patronizingly, "that they mean as much to you as pearls do to us." "Oh, no," he objected. "Anybody can open an oyster." ---------------------------------------------------------- An Indian woman went to the school to register her boys. "How many children do you have?" asked the secretary. "Ten" she said. "And what are their names?" she was asked. "Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, and Bob" she said "They're ALL named Bob?" the secretary asked. "What if you want them to come in from playing?' "That's easy" she explained. "I just call Bob and they all come running". "And what if you want them to come and eat?" the secretary asked. "I just say Bob, come eat your dinner, and they do". She said. "But what if you want just ONE Bob to do something?" asked the secretary "Oh that's easy" she said. "I just use their last names". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Speeding One Sunday, sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five little old Indian ladies - two in the front seat and three in the back - wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! I always go exactly the speed limit. What seems to be the problem?" "Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers." "Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly! Twenty-two miles an hour!" the old Indian woman says a bit proudly. The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error. "But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask . . . Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time," the officer asks with concern. "Oh, they'll be all right, officer. We just got off Route 119."
  11. we are our own internet provider it may not be as good compared to some of you but it beats dial up and xplornet was not that good either
  12. mme

    caintry boy

    Wishing You well and prayers are with you
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