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Sir T Fireball

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  1. 16 but with more than a few guesses
  2. Here's another weird one. Some religious oddjobs take a live chicken and swing it around their head a few times, believing that all their sins will be transferred to the poor chicken It's a strange world we live in, but the strangeness is more widespread than just the Muslim world
  3. ...but you are on your 6th dog now because they keep stealing them...
  4. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8481283.stm where would we be without him?
  5. And so it begins http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8451473.stm
  6. Hey potty mouth!!! Less of your ugly mug and more of the lovely Sue please
  7. After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor/veterinarian and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.
  8. I hear ya Wiggy and was just being catankerous. I blame it on my just having watched Scrooge on the goggle box I got blitzed on the most foul tasting Mojito's last night, but they was free and I was thirsty. Tonight, the cocktail of choice is champagne and whatever else is open, flushed down with some posh beers. Gotta wash the taste of the Waggamamma lunch out of my mouth
  9. So, we got one manipulated #1 instead of another. The public still lost.
  10. My Web Search is not a nice thing to have on your pc. I would go over to the spyware forum and ask for assistance, but in the meantime try this... Press and hold Windows logo key on keyboard and press R. It will open Run Window. Type the following in the open box and click OK MSconfig The System Configuration window opens. Please click on Startup tab Remove the check mark from entries related to Mywebsearch OR M3PLUGIN.DLL Then click on Apply, Close and Please click on Exit without restart. When the system restarts, you will see a message about System Configuration Utility. Click in the box for "Do not Show this message" and then click on OK. This should stop it popping up, but it is only a temp fix (if it works) and you should get the spyware guys to look at your system. Good luck I forgot the link to the spyware forum. http://forums.pcpitstop.com/index.php?showforum=9
  11. OMG I just realised what would happen if the magnitic fields switched.... All my fridge magnets would fall off and I'd have to re-set my sat nav
  12. You just described my wife after she has been on the excercise bike for 20 minutes.
  13. We could tell eachother jokes instead... A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the long line of judgment. As he stood there he noticed that some souls were allowed to march right through the pearly gates into Heaven. Others though, were led over to Satan who threw them into the burning pit. But every so often, instead of hurling a poor soul into the fire, Satan would toss a soul off to one side into a small pile. After watching Satan do this several times the fellow's curiosity got the best of him. So he strolled over and asked Satan what he was doing. "Excuse me, Prince of Darkness," he said. "I'm waiting in line for judgment, but I couldn't help wondering. Why are you tossing those people aside instead of flinging them into the Fires of Hell with the others?" "Ah, those....." Satan said with a groan. "They're all from Michigan. They're still too cold and wet to burn."
  14. That would be because you are a lardy! Try sitting in the middle
  15. I nearly went for the HTC Hero, but decided that I just don't like touch screen phones (impossible to type with my forehead) and have decided to stick with the trusty Blackberry. It's been a good servant for the last 18 months and never let me down.
  16. oh the very British urge to zone in on the inuendo is gonna get me in trouble........
  17. ...and smear it with a nice Hollandaise sauce
  18. Does this help? http://download.microsoft.com/download/9/a...otNetReadMe.htm
  19. His parents now allow him to wear long pants HB Brandon
  20. Socks vanish in washing machines - strange, but true The net bags I mentioned are about a fifth the size of a standard pillow case. Keeps all the socks safe in one place. Some even put the socks inside a panty hose and wash them....but I haven't tried
  21. you can get a bag made of cotton or nylon netting to put your socks in. No rattling or pins getting into the filters etc. I ain't going near the jokes. Yours scare me
  22. Roach, I want to respond to your post, but not here in GD as this should be more of a respectful thread to those that died. Would you be so kind as to copy your last post over to PD and start a new thread so we can debate your obvious failings
  23. Shocking and horrendous news and especially sinister if more than one shooter involved. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8345713.stm
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